It is not big or clever to cut your own fucking hair the day before a weekend of dates. Thanks to my MTV attention span, this morning I managed to cut my fringe in a style that can only be described as 70s glam-rock (not in a good way, think Dave from Slade), and managed to also only shave HALF of my undercarriage. So up top I'm like the bucktoothed one that couldn't get laid and down yonder I look like the pubic equivalent of Harvey "Two-Face" Dent.
I hate my life hahaha.
About Me
- Girl, Distracted.
- I'm a bright, funny, friendly, attractive...loser, who has thus far thoroughly sucked at finding the right partner. After another particularly heartbreaking episode of epic failure, I have decided to narrow the market and signed up with an online dating site in the hope that this will help. I shall be chronicling the exciting (term used loosely) developments here as they happen. Brace yourselves.
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