WELL.

I think it is fair to say that went Rather Well. There was dinner, pleasant conversation (lots of) and, er, I may have allowed him a little kiss as I exited the car. Oh come on YOU would have. Trust me. He is A Bit Of A Stunner (tall, well-built, half-Iranian, you should see his eyes, and - as my mother always says - good teeth). I also rest my case about my not being a cross-eyed, one-legged hunchbacked freak - as previous date results would have indicated - as I hadn't even got home before the first "oh my god you are so beautiful" texts started hitting. Hoorah! He also gets full points for opening doors, turning the heating on in the car, and - bless his heart - getting in there quick and asking if we can go out again. Hmm, hard decision. Let's think. Gorgeous, funny, smells delicious...nice teeth. Oh go on then.