Haha...well. Here are your Distracted Girl's Helpful Tips and Tricks For Spotting Whether He's Interested Or Whether You Will Ever See Him Again:
1. He looks you up and down (quite obviously) like you're a piece of meat
2. His opening statement is, yeah, I don't think I'll bother with Match.com after my subscription expires, I've had no luck with it at all
3. His next statement is to tell all about the date he went on last night with the really attractive rich woman.
*laugh* Well, fuck you too mate. Incidentally he was boring as fuck and I fancied him about as much as I fancy needles under my fingernails. Mental note to self: I'm not keen on ex-army.
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