Oh - wait, crazy alert

Even as I was posting that, the one from last night was sending me an IM saying how hard I make him and that he made himself come thinking about me last night and he's touching himself now. Yes, now, dear reader. As we speak. Right now there is a man not twenty miles away, and he's jacking off to a girl who can only breathe through one nostril and has her fringe stuck to her head. Oh and so much Vaseline on her nose that it is glowing. And more importantly, he thinks that I'm going to be impressed by this. (Actually, reading that description back, he does deserve credit for being able to jack off to that - mind you of course he doesn't know I look like that right now haha.)

Shall I stop him and tell him, or let him finish? Hahaha. Gawd. I'd laugh, but I only put head-and-shoulders photos up, and they're all fully clothed. Some of these boys are clearly...very eager indeed.

I think I'll do the equivalent of when you get a heavy breather on the phone - carefully pop it down on the side and go and do other stuff for a bit. Like hack at myself with blunt objects have a shower and sit about with Vicks inhalers rammed up each nostril. Phwoar!