Talk crazy to me

In which an old-fashioned girl embarks on a very modern search for Mr Right, and documents every last miserable date.

May contain swearing, and scenes of a sexual nature. If I'm really lucky.

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

I've been quiet, but with very, very good reason.

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As those close will know, and those who read between the lines will have guessed, it seems that - temporarily at least - the search can be c...
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Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Today

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Today my dears I have hidden my public profile on Match, removed it from the Guardian, and cancelled on the fat girl website. If I want to ...
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Saturday, 7 March 2009

Ha hahaa!

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I just crept in (yes, it's 3am...oops) and looked at myself in the mirror in the bathroom. Oh my. So THAT'S what you look like whe...
Thursday, 5 March 2009

I like your sleeves.

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Have you ever been kissed by someone and had your whole body respond and not be able to navigate the car successfully afterwards because you...

......*AND*

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I hated the Cocteau Twins. I LIKED MINOR THREAT okay thanks that's all.

Incidentally

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Is it wrong of me to want to put all the names of the girls he was fucking simultaneously up online just so they can see what a cunt he is? ...

The midweek rant

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Okay so first of all, a status update: 1. The Thoroughly Lovely Man from Saturday is actually a slacktacular not-bothering-to-call-to-cancel...
Saturday, 28 February 2009

How LOVELY.

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I just went for coffee with a thoroughly lovely man. This was the nice local one that I'd missed two dates with - third time lucky inde...

Hoo boy.

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So tonight I had a date with a New One, via Match. He invited me over to his for dinner and suchlike; after getting his address and leavin...
Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Holdups, hangups and hookups.

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So it's been a little while since I updated - I started a new, full time teaching job just over a week ago and that combined with the mu...
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Girl, Distracted.
I'm a bright, funny, friendly, attractive...loser, who has thus far thoroughly sucked at finding the right partner. After another particularly heartbreaking episode of epic failure, I have decided to narrow the market and signed up with an online dating site in the hope that this will help. I shall be chronicling the exciting (term used loosely) developments here as they happen. Brace yourselves.
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